2014 New Jersey Kabutos Season

Schedule
Figured i'd put this here:

Stats
Through 52 games

Bullpen
Bropening Day 25 Man Roster (Pos.)

Catchers

Stopmes, Yan (C)

Turban, Chad (BC)

Infielders

Davis, Omanyte (3B)

Doffman, Lee (2B)

Erie-Monster, Blake (SS)

Flamingo, Blaine (IF)

Hug, Nick (1B)

Outfielders

Bar, Clif (DH)

Caseoneofthestartersgetsinjured, Justin (UT)

Chasey, Michael (LF)

Eucalyptus, Kevin (RF)

Timmons, Edward Marcus (OF)

Turner, Noggy (CF)

Starting Pitchers

Bradams, Samuel (SP3)

Duncan, Clyde (SP1)

Jeffries, Articuno (SP4)

Ruggles, Nick (SP2)

Tentacles, Doug (SP5)

Pitchers, Relief

Axfiat, John (ACC)

Flowers, Owl (CP)

Hesinthereman, Josh (MU)

Huff, Yuengling (LRP)

Levine, Link (SU7)

Merfest, Paul (SU8)

Mumford, Whiff Cavern (MU)

Disabled List

Sudan Morgan (15 Day)

Suspended List

Luigi Rizzo (Season)

Bropening Day 39 Man Roster
The following is the 39 human roster for Bropening day - The final 25 man one will be set next week:

Catchers

Kottaras, Kramer

Stopmes, Yan

Turban, Chad

Infielders

Abbraccio, Drop Bear

Davis, Omanyte

Doffman, Lee

Erie-Monster, Blake

Flamingo, Blaine

Hug, Nick

O'Doul, Diglett

Outfielders

Bar, Clif

Beckham, Brodell

Caseoneofthestartersgetsinjured, Justin

Chasey, Michael

Eucalyptus, Kevin

Morgan, Sudan

Sedanson, Matt

Timmons, Edward Marcus

Turner, Noggy

Starting Pitchers

Bocce, Johnny

Bowser, Trevor

Bradams, Samuel

Duncan, Clyde

Jeffries, Articuno

Ruggles, Nick

Tentacles, Doug

Pitchers, Relief

Axfiat, John

Camino, Lance

Flowers, Owl

Herrmanntwo, Frank

Hesinthereman, Josh

Huff, Yuengling

Levine, Link

Merfest, Paul

McZach, Allistair

Mumford, Whiff Cavern

Wood, Click Quincy

Yentacles, Doig

Literally Spring Training
Literaly Spring Training, or "LST", or "That time that no one cares about" begins on April 11, 2014, as the Kabutos head to Tempe for the Lack of Rain League.

Rooster Battles
Rooster A vs. Rooster B - the term "battle" here is symbolic, of course, as only the Crossers use real birds for their rooster battle. Two roosters wll play a game of Mario Party 2 on April 14 to kick off LOR League play.

Roster Battles
Catcher:

-Chad Turban, lock

First Base:

-Nick Hug, lock

Second Base:

-Lee Doffman, lock

Shortstop:

-Blake Erie Monster, lock

Third Base:

-Omanyte Davis, lock

(infield is set)

Left Field:

-Michael Chansey,lock

Center Field:

-Following loss of Counsellman to Lexington. Replacement is most likely Noggy Turner, though Sudan Morgan and Edward Marcus Timmons have an off-chance

Right Field:

-Kevin Eucalyptus is all but a lock, with Clif Bar getting a lot of time there as well. If not Eucalyptus, then either Morgan, Timmons, or Franc Jeffoeur

Designated Hitter:

-Clif Bar as the starter is practically a lock, with Kevin Eucalyptus getting time there as well

Backup Catcher:

-Yan Stopmes, lock

Infielder:

-Blaine Flamingo, best chance

-John Elliotson, slim chance

-Sandslash Sebastian, slim chance

-Dominic Andrews, very slim chace

-Drop Bear Abbraccio, very slim chance

Outfielder:

-Sudan Morgan, best chance

-Edward Marcus Timmons, next best chance

-Franc Jeffoeur, slim chance

-Matt Sedanson, slim chance

Utility Human:

-Justin Caseoneofthestartersgetsinjured, lock

Starting Brotation:

-Clyde Duncan, lock, #1 Starter

-Nick Ruggles, lock, #2 Starter

-Samuel Bradams, lock, #3 Starter

-Articuno Jeffries, lock, #4 or #5 Starter

-Doug Tentacles, lock, #4 or #5 Starter

Bullpen:

-John Axfiat, lock, Closer

-Owl Flowers, lock, 8th Inning Setup

-Link Levine, lock, 7th Inning Setup

-Paul Merfest, lock, position not set

-Yuengling Huff, likely long relief

-Frank Herrmanntwo, possible long relief/Accardo

-Augustus Two Randoms, possible

-Whiff Cavern Mumford, possible

-Josh Hesinthereman, possible

-Blake Wouldn't, possible

-Alistair McZach, possible

-Brock Bernard, possible

-Poss Ible, unlikely