Totemsburgh Brewing Company

The Totemsburgh Brewing Company is a brewing company based in Totemsburgh, Illinois. They are most known for having 24 seasonal brews, with each "season" lasting about two weeks.

Seasonal brews

 * THug Ale -  in honor of Tim Hug's birthday.  This beer tastes very similar to beer made in a home brewing kit. (early January)
 * Martin Luther King, Jr. Day Stout- just the right amount of roasted malts and barleys are brewed into this drink to give a the dark appearance that Dr. King would be proud of.  Some people claim this beer is strong and will result in people passing out and "Having a dream," but its 5.25% ABV isn't super strong.  (late January)
 * (early February)
 * (late February)
 * Imitation Guiness - It actually is Guiness, but its relabled and pawned off as a Totemsburgh product. Perfect for St. Patrick's Day. (early March)
 * Brad's Birthday Beer - Features the balanced maltiness and hoppiness of a Helles, the smoothness and slightly higher alcohol of a traditional spring bock, and the unfiltered appearance of a Kellerbier. The beer is brewed with Noble Tettnang hops to add a unique, bright orange-citrusy aroma and flavor. (late March)
 * (early April)
 * (late April)
 * (early May)
 * None (late May)
 * None (early June)
 * Lake Totemsburgh Monster - Great Lakes Lake Erie Monster purchased in Cleveland, re-labeled, and sold as a Totemsburgh product. This allows the Brewers to take some much needed vacation time in May and June. (late June)
 * (early July)
 * Island Vanilla - A wheat ale, flavored with vanilla and pecans. Actualy sounds pretty good I wonder if anything is similar in the real world. (late July)
 * (early August)
 * Back to School Ale - clear and comes in dasani bottles so students and teachers can claim its water.(late August)
 * Septemberfest (description needed eha eha)(early September)
 * Earth Series Pilsner (description needed eha eha)(late September)
 * Columbus Day Lager) - (description needed eha eha)(early October)
 * Pumpkin Brewski - (description needed) (late October)
 * (early November)
 * Cran-Barrie Wheat - Designed to taste like Thanksgiving, Cranberry flavor is added. So our Canadian brethren don't feel about celebrating Thanksgiving in the wrong month, a bit of Brio flavoring is also added (late November)
 * (early December)
 * (late December)

Longer season brews

 * Five Months of Bills Pale Ale - a bitter tasting pale ale that has six different types of hops. eha eha. It is bitter for those bitter americans that must pay bills for five months after Christmas (available January through May)

Additional brews

 * Mister Convention Lager - English-style bitter beer with fall spices, an amber-orange color, and bold malty finish. It has less of a head than other Totemsburgh products to represent the headless monsters that appeared in the 1973 Mister Convention. Product available from September 15-October 31 of years with exactly one "3" in them,