2019 Super Draft

The 2019 Super Draft is that one awesome day of the year in which all of the teams get to select players who are very good. Many first round picks make an immediate contribution to the team's major league roster. While later round picks are generally assigned to the miner leagues. Although, some later picks can make it to the big league roster. Its really a crap shoot.

The order of the picks is assigned by the Commissioner on New Year's Day. Its supposed to go in reverse order of the Standings, but the Commissioner is a bit drunk, and he will just dole out picks as he wants. Sometimes he will give teams multiple picks, and sometimes no picks at all. The Earth Series champion, California this year, always picks next-to-last and the runner up, Virginia Beach, picks last, this way we can laugh at them for losing. Picks are frequently traded.

First Round The 19th selection was made by an independent draft analyst based on the best player available at the time. All of the teams who were not awarded a first round pick on New Years Day (Boston, Cleveland, Providence, Virginia Beach, and San Diego) will send a representative to the Commissioner's office for a round of mini golf. The winner of the round gets the player.
 * 1.  Albuquerque WBB version of Kyler Murray
 * 2.  California Nick Nate Scott Bosa
 * 3.  New York William Quinnens
 * 4.  Cleveland (from Las Vegas) WBB version of Clelin Ferrell
 * 5.  Tampa Devin Caucasian
 * 6.  New York Scott Jones
 * 7.  Tampa Josh Alec
 * 8.  Detroit WBB version of T.J. Hockenson
 * 9.  Canada Oliver Ed
 * 10. Pittsburgh (from Wyoming) Devin Obama
 * 11. Lexington William Jonahs
 * 12. Hawaii Rashan Ash
 * 13. Atlantic Ocean Christian Williams
 * 14. Savannah WBB version of Chris Lindstrom
 * 15. Dover WBB version of Dwayne Haskins
 * 16. Carolina Brian Smithers
 * 17. New York (from Youngstown) Dee Dee Lawrence
 * 18. Tijuana Garret Trotbury
 * 19*. Nobody Richard Simmons
 * 20. Wyoming (from Pittsburgh) Moses Fant
 * 21. Hawaii (from Alaska) Darnell Civilized
 * 22. Philadelphia (from Dover) Andre Macy
 * 23. San Antonio WBB version of Tytus Howard
 * 24. Las Vegas (from Totemsburgh) Josh Progressive
 * 25. Dover (from Philadelphia) Marquise Tan
 * 26. Dover (from Indianapolis) Montez Perspiration
 * 27. California (from San Antonio) WBB version of Jonathan Abram
 * 28. Los Angeles WBB version of Jerry Tillery
 * 29. Alaska (from St. Louis) WBB version of L.J. Collier
 * 30. New York (from Mobile via Hawaii and Alaska) DeAndre Sous Chef 
 * 31. Savannah (from California via Los Angeles) WBB version of Caleb McGary
 * 32. Providence (from Virginia Beach) N'Keal Shaved