2015 Indianapolis Republicans Season

El Schedule
^Wyoming will be playing all of its home games in Tallahassee, FL through the end of June. All of their home games will start at 3 past the hour because most people in Florida like being early birds. Pre-game bingo is held before all of their weekday-day games.

Brpening Day Rooster
The Republicans will continue their tradition of having a rooster say "cock a doodle doo!" on the morning of bropening day

Bropening Day Roster
Lineup, Starting

SS Lee Doffbatter

DH Scott Hug

LF Mike Brantley

RF Bryce Hoppa

CF Jeb Hedge

3B Lhonny Chisenhall

1B T.Y. Mariott

2B Mike Avimore

C Sandshrew Alomar

Bench

INF Ben Ch

OF Duncan Donuts

PR Josh Cradles

BC Justin Hunging Valley

Brotation

SP Rick Santorum (R)

SP Andrew Blessing (R)

SP Bud Get (L)

SP Jordan Milkman (R)

'Pen

Long Guy Alfredo Sauce (R)

Accardo Kyle Crockpot (L)

Accardo Brick Heck (R)

LH-Matchup Marc Rzepczeekski (L)

RH-Matchup Bongo Bonfo (R)

7th - Charizard Sajak (L)

8th - Cody Skip (R)

CL - Luigi Trivisonno (R)

Note:  Yan Gnomes will be the starting catcher for the majority of the season, but is dealing with a major injury. Oh No! says Bruce from Family Guy in a high pitched voice. The republicans use the 4-man "Republican" rotation even though its more of a National League thing. When a 5th starter is needed, it will probably be Jhoulys Fini or Calypso Shrimp Linguine Saltalamacchia.

39-man roster
Catchers

*Alomar, Sandshrew

Howdys, Brett

*Hunting Valley, Justin

Infielders

*Avimore, Mike

* Ch, Ben

* Chisenhall, Lhonny

Co-Lindor, Francis

*Doffbatter, Lee

Jerry, Paul

July, Zach

* Mariott, T.Y.

Zachs, Walter

Outfielders

*Brantley, Mike

*Cradles, Josh

* Donuts, Duncan

* Hedge, Jeb

* Hoppa, Bryce

Leaguer, Major

Rumdal, Bobby

Designated Hitters

* Hug, Scott

Starting Pitchers

Apartment, T.J. (15-day DL)

* Blessing, Andrew

Fini, Jhoulys

*Get, Bud

*Milkman, Jordan

Saltalamacchia, Calypso Shrimp Linguini (SP/RP)

* Santorum, Rick

Relief Pitchers

*Bonfo, Bongo

Chiller, Braxton

*Crockpot, Kyle

D.J.um, Sean

*Heck, Brick

Mozgov, Rickofey

*Rzepczeekski, Marc

*Sajak, Charizard

*Sauce, Alfredo

Servative, Kahn (RP/1B/RF/LF/DH/Pop-up artist, basically Shelley Duncan if he could pitch)

*Skip, Cody

*Trivisonno, Luigi

45-day DL (does not count toward 39-man)

C Yan Gnomes