Brad's Family Tree

Paternal Lineage

Generation I (Brad's Grandparents)
Robert (1914-2009) and Rita (b. 1916) Phinisopolous (gr: Φινισοπολους) were Catholic Greek immigrants who entered the United States in 1937. At Ellis Island, they changed their name to Clark. They then changed their name to Fini in 1938.

Generation II    (Brad's Father, Aunt, and Uncles)

 * Children of Robert and Rita Fini
 * Roosevelt Delano Fini  (b. 1938)  named after president Franklin Roosevelt, the president of the United States at the time of his birth.  He married Natalie Killington and they had three sons and a daughter.
 * Monroe (I forgot his middle name) Fini (b. 1942) named after president James Monroe, for no particular reason.  He married Linda East-Totemsburgh and had two sons and a daughter.
 * Darius Xristophoros Fini (b. 1946) named as an homage to the family's Greek roots.  He moved back to Greece in the 70s to run a hostel and married Eleni Antonopolous.  They had one son.  They have since changed their name back to Phinisopolous.
 * Daphne Truman Fini (ne. Fini) (b. 1949)  she married Leon Bucket and they had a son and a daughter.  They also adopted a Japanese kid.

Generation III (Brad, his siblings, and cousins)

 * Children of Roosevelt and Natalie Fini (ne. Killington)
 * Eisenhower Dwight Fini (b. 1959) he was named for obvious reasons.  He and his wife have four children.
 * Kennedy Lisa Fini (ne. Fini) (b. 1961) she was also named for obvious reasons.  Married Al Montgomery and became a game show host in the late 90s.  They never had any children.
 * Johnson Baines Fini (b. 1966) he is single, but he had a bastard son in high school with some skank.
 * Nixon Milhaus Fini (b. 1970) he served time for a political scandal, but has since married DebbieTrain-Ononmonopea and they have one child.

Children of Monroe and Linda Fini (ne. East-Totemsburgh)


 * Helen Sister Fini (b. 1970) married FBI agent Santiago Antofagasta Tocapilla Valparaiso de Valdevia, (nicknamed "Chile" per Pavilion's Space 2) immediately after high school, and they have two sons and a daughter.
 * Trotman Woodford Fini (b. 1974) briefly married to pop superstar Brittney Swords in 2005 before becoming divorced two months later.  Trot has no children, heh-eh, heh-eh)
 * Bradford Lee Fini (b. 1977) No description needed.

Children of Darius and Eleni Phinisopolous (ne. Antonopolous)


 * Matteo Nikolas Phinisopolous (b. 1984)

Children of Leon and Daphne Bucket (ne. Fini)


 * Leaky Edward Bucket (b. 1971) He was a star in the Banjo-Kazooie Baseball League, and in the early days of the PWBL.  He and his wife Christy have two kids.
 * Marie Pail Bucket (b. 1978) She is a professor at the University of Totemsburgh.  She goes by her middle name. Pail is unmarried.
 * Fugidade Le'Veon Bucket (b. 1985) He was born in Kyoto, Japan, but adopted by Leon and Daphne in 1986.

Generation IV (Brad's neices, nephews, and his cousins' kids)

 * Children of Eisenhower Fini and his wife (they all have president-related names, like their father and uncles)
 * Carter James Fini (b. 1980) - Works for habitat for Humanity.  Married to Rosalynn Er (no relation to this "Er" family).  They two children
 * Reagan Nancy Fini (b. 1985) - Married to Ronald Care, and they have one child.
 * Bush Forty-One Fini (b. 1989) - Recent graduate of the University of Texas.  Engaged to Barbara Shrub.
 * Clinton William Fini (b. 1993) - Junior at Brad State University


 * Children of Johnson Fini
 * Robinson Bertram Fini (b. 1983) - Goes by both Robinson and Rob Bert.  He is single and has no children.  Not much else is known about him.


 * Children of Nixon and Debbie Fini
 * Ford Mustang Fini (b. 1995) - Named after president Ford since his name was skipped.  Freshperson at the Kent State.


 * Children of Chile and Helen Valparaiso de Valdevia (ne. Fini)


 * Juan Pablo Antofagasta Valparaiso de Valdevia (b. 1988) currently an intern in the FBI with his father.
 * Daniela Ximena Valparaiso de Valdevia (b. 1992) currently a student at the University of Totemsburgh
 * Paco Henry Valparaiso de Valdevia (b. 1996) currently a high school curling star for whatever Washington DC area HS he goes to.


 * Children of Leaky and Christy Bucket


 * Cassandra Victoria Bucket (b. 1999)
 * Leonard Leakey Bucket (b. 2003) "Leakey" is Dr. Leonard Hofstaterd's middle name as well

Generation V (Brad's cousins' grandkids)

 * Children of Carter and Rosalynn Fini (ne Er)


 * Bush W. (pronounced "dubya") Fini (b. 2004) - Named after his Uncle Bush.  Fifth Grader at The Elementary Shool Next To Arby's
 * Nikolas Gregorius Fini (b. 2005) - Given this name due to the family's Greek roots.  Third grader at The Elementary School Next To Arby's.


 * Children of Ronald and Reagan Care (ne Fini)
 * Obama Barkevious Care (b. 2010)

Generation O

 * Generation O was a Childrens' cartoon that was on channel 55 after Detention!