2015 Kabutos Season

Bropening Day Roster
C - Chad Turban

1B - Nick Hug

2B - Lee Doffman

SS - Blake Erie Monster

3B - Omanyte Davis

LF - Michael Chansey

CF - Brodell Beckham III

RF - (*1)

DH - Clif Bar

BC - Diglett O'Doul

IF - Blaine Flamingo

OF - (*2)

UT - (*2)

SP - Clyde Duncan, Doug Tentacles, Samuel Bradams, Nick Ruggles, (*3)

RP - (*4)

RP7 - Paul Merfest

RP8 - Whiff Cavern Mumford

CP - Owl Flowers

* 1 - Starting right fielder will be Kevin Hate for majority of season, or all of it, if the Cavs D plays like they did tonight   :/ Otherwise it will likely be Stevenson Stevenson or Clif Bar/Blaine Flamingo like it was last year. This opens up the last bench spot.

* 2 - The last two bench spots will be Stevenson and E.M. Timmons if Hate can play, if not then it is up for literal grabs cause I have no idea who it might be.

* 3 - TJ Condo was on a trajectory to become the 5th starter but he had a terrible spring and then got injured. Now the contenders include: Jhoulys Hug, Brad Brad, Shawn Adamum, Luigi Rizzo, and to a lesser extent others.

* 4 - The four early spots in the bullpen can be manned by a menagerie of players. Not even going to name them here. Look down there ---v at those with (RP) after their name if you care enough.

39 Man Roster
* Guaranteed for Bropening Day

Allister McZach (SP/RP)

Banjo Martinez (RP)

Blake Flamingo (IF/OF)

* Blake Erie Monster (SS)

Brad Brad (SP/2B)

* Brodell Beckham III (OF)

Bruce Chang (SP)

* Chad Turban (C)

Cincinnatus Lee (SP/RP)

* Clif Bar (DH/OF)

* Clyde Duncan (SP)

Defend!! Daniels (IF)

* Diglett O'Doul (C/OF)

Doig Yentacles (RP)

* Doug Tentacles (SP)

* Edward Marcus Timmons (OF)

Ereck Stems (C)

Jeffofey Mozgov (IF)

* Jhoulys Hug (SP)

Kevin Gatorett (RP)

Lance Camino (RP)

* Lee Doffman (2B)

Luigi Rizzo (SP/RP)

* Michael Chansey (OF)

Mike Ronesia (RP)

Moses Aguilar (1B/DH)

* Nick Hug (1B)

* Nick Ruggles (SP)

* Omanyte Davis (3B)

* Owl Flowers (RP)

* Paul Merfest (RP)

Ross Ter (OF)

* Samuel Bradams (SP)

Shawn Adamum (SP/RP)

* Stevenson Stevenson (OF)

Sven Cash (RP)

Velociraptor Grossman (RP)

* Whiff Cavern Mumford (RP)

Yuengling Huff (RP)

Kevin Hate (OF-DL)

TJ Condo (SP-DL)