2016 Indianapolis Republicans Season

May/June (18-8)

 * June 23-25 series vs. the Poles to be played on Easter Island, Chile

July (0-0)

 * July 18-20 games at Cleveland: The Republicans will be in Cleveland during the RNC, and I'm not just talking about politics. B-list republicans will be throwing out the first pitches and it will just be a fun atmosphere. Games will start at 3:10 on Tuesday and Wednesday and be halted by 7:00 to allow the Republicans (and Generals) to attend the keynote addresses.

Opening Day Roster
Starting Rotation Note: Starting pitcher Yoshi Kung Pao will start season on DL.
 * Andrew Blessing (R)
 * Jake Scarrieta (R)
 * Jon Moreter (L)
 * Bud Get (R)
 * T.J. Apartment (L)

Bullpen Starting Lineup Note: Starting CF Mike Brantley will likely start the season on the DL.
 * Braxton Chiller (R)
 * Kahn Serivative (R)
 * Bongo Bongo (R)
 * Kyle Crockpot (L)
 * Brick Heck (L)
 * Charizard Sajak (R)
 * Héctor Rondonut (R)
 * Luigi Trivisonno (R)
 * SS Lee Doffbatter
 * DH Scott Hug
 * 3B Donald Trumpet
 * RF Bryce Hoppa
 * 2B Paul Bryan
 * LF Brad Strong
 * 1B T.Y. Mariott
 * C Yan Gnomes
 * CF Duncan Donuts

Bench
 * InF Ben Ch
 * 3B/OF Thatimus Guy
 * BC Jeff Terms

Transactions

 * 6/01: 3B Donald Trumpet suspended five games - three for voting for Trump, one for referring to 9/11 as "7/11," and one for inappropriate statements about Ted Sail's spouse. IF/OF Rob Portland brought up from AAA Akron. On 6/03, a sixth game was added for calling ABC reporter Tom Camels a "sleaze." 
 * 6/05: SP T.J. Apartment optioned to AAA Akron, OF Major Leaguer recalled from Akron.
 * 6/08: OF Major Leager optioned to AAA Akron, 3B Donald Trumpet activated from Suspended List
 * 6/09: RP Bongo Bongo optioned to AAA Akron, C Goldeen Giminez brought up from Akron.